G8C 30

I have a 30th birthday party tonight that is going to involve a lot of drinking, some ten pin bowling, a pub crawl, a tour of Edinburgh's lap-dancing establishments and probably a nightclub or two.

Some of the attendees are 'larger than life' characters to put it mildly so I am slightly nervous but nevertheless extremely excited about the evening ahead.

I haven't been out on the piss much over the last three months so it's probably best that I start things off relatively slowly tonight.

With that in mind I will be taking a bottle of gin, mixers, ice and limes round to the rendezvous in order to get the paaaaarty started.

We have lanes booked at the local Megabowl and then who knows what will happen after that.

Tomorrow the rugby club are having a BBQ so it will be a case of 'hair of the dog' and then I have another birthday party in the evening. I'm hoping that this party will be slightly more reserved than what is going to happen tonight.

Either way, I have Monday off work so that should be sufficient time to recover.

There will be plenty to report on Tuesday. Enjoy your weekend.