Update

Yeah I'm still alive!

Even after an almighty piss up in a brewery last weekend.

Lots of news to come so I will try and catch up best I can.

Stomper has now left - fucking hallelujah. I went to her leaving do and she once again proved what an annoying cunt she was by getting slightly pished and talking absolute shite at an unbearable volume.

FUCK OFF

We went to Bells Diner and then the Baillie for her leaving do - thankfully two of my favourite places in Edinburgh and within a carefully aimed queef of each other.