Chronic

I don't smoke weed. I have tried a few times and all it makes me do is completely lose control of my legs and then vomit on myself.

A few of you may remember the "that's the legs gone" quote circa 2006.

Anyway, I found this and I quite liked it - especially for all you weed smoking IT / pay as you go mobile phone dudes out there -

You are running low on chronic please arrange a top up. To get in contact with your dealer press the hash key.