Beetroot at Tescos Canonmills is currently 4 packets for £2 so I bought some to augment my lunchbox.
I have eaten a packet a day with my lunch for the last three days and my bodily functions have changed significantly.
Every morning my jet of piss looks like Darth Maul's light sabre - http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Darth_Maul-lightsaber.jpg and my jobbies are big hard purple chunks of fury.
However, this is tempered by the fact that beetroot is helping my sport - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8186947.stm
Everyone at the rugby club will be advised to start on the beetroot ASAP!
Friday, 7 August 2009
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